oh the joys of signing up for a breastfeeding class! along with approx 15 other first timer couples, brian and i sat through 2hrs of a molly shannon impersonator... lets just say it got old real quick. here are a few qoutes of the evening: (of course, please add your own weird vocal inflections to each one!)

"The theory is...."
"Fantastic question!"
"Oh my gosh, that must be breastfeeding 105"
"Its all about the breasts!"
"Didnt make a damn difference"
"... are you empowered, are you frightned?"
"Jungle women do it that way"