what in the world!?!

so these were the headlines that i read today on cnn.com. people are just nuts, as well as the people who write about them. but of course, i am guilty of only reading these two headlines... i'm tired of war and politics, these were definitly more interesting!

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.
nail gun

OAKLAND, California (AP) -- A carpenter who keeps his clothes clean by working in the nude was arrested after a client returned home early and found him building bookcases in the buff.
naked carpenter